'Alien Skull' on Mars Is Stupidest Claim. Ever.

People routinely see Jesus in their macaroni and cheese. Or elsewhere. It's usually a pile of mularky, of course, but they see it. Just like scientists saw an "alien skull" on Mars recently. At least that's what they're saying, in very serious tones.

"There appears to be a narrow pointed small mouth, so this creature most likely
is a carnivore."

Another joked: "The coronal ridge shows ample structure to support the musculature of antennae, although none are visible in this view.

"The nose area is broad and blunted as you would expect to see in a cold and windy landscape. Is he decapitated or is he buried up to his neck?"

I mean, if they had anything remotely legitimate to claim as an "alien skull" and not a "deformed bowling ball" then there would be some serious debate. As it is, this particular phenomenon shouldn't even be up for discussion. Feel free to judge for yourself though, in the picture above.

Oh, in totally unrelated news, I lost my pet rock last week. Please call 1-800-555-DERP if you've seen it.