Marmara Manhattan Offers Divorce Package

The Marmara Manhattan, an upper east-side hotel and residence, has started offering special package deals for recent divorcees.

The "Suddenly Splitsville" Package offers discounted rates for fully-furnished apartments and includes a number of perks ranging from Haagen Daz ice cream to in-room massages once a month. Full-list below:

- Accommodations in a fully-furnished luxury apartment with sizes ranging
from one to three bedrooms

- Weekly housekeeping services

- A one-year subscription to Divorce Magazine, the only magazine of its
kind, read by those who need advice from attorneys and other divorce
professionals

- A pint of Haagen Daz ice cream to drown those sorrows in

- A bottle of Champagne to toast new found freedom

- A complimentary pass to the 92nd Street Y to work on that new physique

- A complimentary 45-minute in-room spa session (either a massage, facial,
or manicure and pedicure) once a month

- Complimentary wireless Internet to start surfing the dating sites.

- A complimentary copy of "Confessions Of An Online Dating Addict" -- a
book about the trials and tribulations of a woman who dated online in New York
City to learn all about dating on the Web.

- A one-hour consultation with a real estate agent to start searching for a
new place to live

While the Suddenly Splitsville Package comes with plenty of nice perks, the Marmara should have considered a marketing partnership with AshleyMadison.com. Then again, it is difficult to predict if the move would have been popular among the morally bankrupt... if you're out of the house in a fully-furnished apartment does it really count as an affair?