GM Segway PUMA Probably Not Safe for the Highway

The GM Segway. That would, presumably, be the name of the new car that GM and Segway are creating together, right? Wrong. It's called the GM PUMA. Which is waaaay too sweet of a name for something so small (see right).

Although in fairness, it does stand for Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility, so I suppose there's a reason, even if there's not an actual noun in the acronym. Anyway, the point being is that the PUMA is a brand new project for urban transportation that the car company hopes to have rolling by 2012, provided that they're still operating.

It's a more speedy and car-like version of the Segway scooter made famous by Gob Bluth and mall cops everywhere, and it can hit upwards of 35 miles per hour. Ostensibly, the PUMA would be used by urbanites who really hate walking or have lengthy commutes in major cities and really despise having to waste gas and time in gridlock with their normal cars.

Sadly, anyone who uses the PUMA will be immediately relegated to the typical "Earth-friendly but totally uncool" status that typically accompanies such vehicles.