Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Announce Location of 2010 Calendar Shoot

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are probably more popular than the team itself. After all, at least they're still around in January. Plus, there's less drama. (Zingers all over the place, eh?) 

And, of course, they're better looking. So if you ever get a chance to join these fine, upstanding ladies for their annual calendar photoshoot, you should probably do that. 

Wait ... what? There's a resort offering a "Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Package"? Get out. No, seriously, there is. According to PR reps for the Atlantis resort in Paradise Island, Bahamas, the Cowboys' cheerleading crew will be on the island between February 22 and March 1, "posing for next year's calendar and participating in special guest activities, including cheer clinics, beach yoga and even helping guests build their own Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Pal."

Now, I have no idea what the hell that last one is, but "beach yoga" sounds decently enticing. As does the price on this puppy! Five days, four nights starting at $579 with bonus stuff that includes: one free night (presumably already built in), two free "dolphin interactions" at Dolphin Cay ("Key") and  admission to Aura, a nightclub for sexy people.

Oh yes, and the cheerleaders themselves: you get to hang out the whole time they're there in addition to a meet and greet with the squad and admission to the VIP photo shoot wrap party at Aura (February 28 for you pre-planners) which I'm sure won't involve body shots at all. 

So, gentlemen, what I recommend is reworking ye olde Valentine's Day present and practicing your best "OH MY! WHAT A COINCIDENCE, HONEY!" face.