'Cheese Rolling and Wake' Festival: Where Hilarity Always Ensues

I wish I could possibly attempt to explain the unintentional hilarity revolving around the annual Gloucestershire 'Cheese Rolling and Wake' at Cooper’s Hill near the village of Brockworth. But I can't. What I will tell you is that the "winner" of the "race" is a five-time winner (consecutive, no less!) named Chris Anderson, who, at the age of 21, just retired from the "sport."

Blow Out Your Travel Plans for the Presidential Inauguration

On January 20, 2009, Barack Obama will be inaugurated as President of the United States. Washington, D.C. -- for an entire week prior to that date -- will be hosting an infinite number of lavish parties all across the area. So, yeah, it would be fairly awesome to be up there. And if you're a hard-core Dem (we're Swiss, thanks for asking), you might be willing to drop some big bucks to throw down in the capitol for a week.
The DC Traveler was kind enough to dig up some of the best (and most expensive) Presidential vacations available.

Try the 14-room suite at the Mandarin Oriential overlooking the city and the National Mall for a paltry $200,000. It includes a chauffeur-driven Maserati.

The ritzy Ritz Carlton Washington in Georgetown has a $150,000 package that includes private jet travel, personal butler and massage therapist and tickets to an inaugural ball. Leave for home with a full set of Louis Vuitton luggage as well.

The Georgetown Ritz Carlton [also] offers a $99,000 package that includes first-class travel and a stay at the Ritz in the Grand Cayman Islands, as after all that pampering, I guess people need to relax a bit.

And that's not including a $440,000 "Commander in Chief" package at the Omni Shoreham Hotel, which includes a $44,000 jewelry shopping spree and a ridiculous five day first class trip to St. Petersburg ... Russia.

So, um, yeah, it's pretty obvious that the entire district is set to pamper towards wealthy Dems making the trek to the nation's capitol. If you're so inclined, holler at a hotel. Although maybe we should change "Yes we can" to "Go big or go home." Now get out there and stimulate that economy people!